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splders:

helioscentrifuge:

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I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR

leading-blind-bats:

MASSIVE GIVEAWAY! DO NOT MISS OUT ON THIS ONE!

After having 5 very successful giveaways in the past 2 years I am now throwing together my Massive Giveaway for you all! 

WHAT IS INCLUDED?!:

  • 1 Used MacBook Pro w/ case (donated by lavenderwinds
  • 1 iPhone 4S 
  • 1 iPhone 4S iHome Player
  • 6 iPhone 4S cases
  • 1 Magestic Candle
  • 5 Rock Assortments
  • 1 Agate Rock Clock
  • 2 Nude-Toned Eyeshadow pallets

That’s over $2,500 dollars worth of items I’m giving away!

RULES:

  • Must be following leading-blind-bats
  • Reblog as MUCH as you like!!!!
  • 1 GIVEAWAY BLOG ALLOWED (if you use anything besides your main)— ONLY UP TO 500 REBLOGS PER GIVEAWAY BLOG!

This giveaway ends June 1st at 12:00 am EST. I WILL ship to anywhere in the world!!! And lastly reblogging more than once will increase your chances of winning!

GOOD LUCK!!!! — Questions and concerns ask here

tennants-hair:

skyfallat221b:

pincho32:

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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When the way they say the line is completely wrong

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calmly

fuck-yeah-ed-sheeran:

lampsarepeopletoo:

lampsarepeopletoo:

lampsarepeopletoo:

lampsarepeopletoo:

im going to go on omegle with a shoe on my head and see how people react

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this guy isnt taking any of my shit

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THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVER

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i found my soulmate

more like solemate

atraversso:

Pink dream  by Tom Magnum

tennants-hair:

skyfallat221b:

pincho32:

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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When the way they say the line is completely wrong

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calmly

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

mogarmorelikerungar:

One day, if a guy loves me as much as Michael loves Lindsay, I will be extremely happy and content with my love life.

mogarmorelikerungar:

One day, if a guy loves me as much as Michael loves Lindsay, I will be extremely happy and content with my love life.

jonboowart:

jonboowart:

jonboowart:

jonboowart:

there’s an old man on my bus wearing a sparkly devil horn headband i don’t understand

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now he’s wearing a hot dog hat this is not a drill

i’m putting on my dinosaur hat we can be hat friends

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he got off at the same stop as me and waited for me to get off the bus so he could laugh and shake my hand and then he just walked away without a word this is the weirdest day of my life

lola-owl:

This bitch knows what it’s about.